Confessing Our Sins Against Plants is not Enough (SATIRE)

Union Theological Seminary recently had students confess their sins against plants. This is an admirable step towards environmental justice, but it is not enough. Although I’m sure they mean well, the hopelessly unwoke staff of Union have callously forgotten one of God’s most abused creations: dirt. Dirt is no less created by God than people, … Continue reading Confessing Our Sins Against Plants is not Enough (SATIRE)

I Blow Up Orphanages And Jesus Still Loves Me (SATIRE)

(Read this article for context.) I’ve blown up orphanages for fun and Jesus still loves me. My faith is, like, such a big part of my life, and people get, like, religion and, like Christianity and stuff so messed up some times. My faith is, like, personal, like a relationship, not, like all judging and … Continue reading I Blow Up Orphanages And Jesus Still Loves Me (SATIRE)

“Human” is oppressive. Word. Justice. Now. (SATIRE)

The patriarchy is everywhere, and it makes me angry. Even the very name of our species is an example of the toxic cisheteronormativity of creeping maleness. Human. It’s built off of the word ‘man’, yet another example of toxic masculinity manspreading its way into our language and oppressing queer and nonbinary bodies, not to mention … Continue reading “Human” is oppressive. Word. Justice. Now. (SATIRE)